Happiest (SURPRISE!) birthday to this mega babe✨
…just making magical noises (at nappy dugout)
You are still my favourite frame of reference
Monika proved it — I was wrong. Geri looks nothing like the #cabbagepatchkid on the cover #monsstrangeaddiction
welcome to your late twenties, version lesbian, where you never know if a first time hangout with a girl is a date or not (but let’s be honest, I’m too old to make new friends and I have enough of them aka my roster of ex-girlfriends and long-term bffs).
the good news is I’ve finally transitioned my most recent ex to a friend and we’ve been chilling again which is awesome. she’s mildly unimpressed with how smitten I’ve been with the wandering gypsy girl (who I put way more thought and affection into than her — so, like, fair). But at least we can laugh about it now.
she thinks this chick I’m going to meet up with is a complete babe (obviously — she’s a really beautiful little brunette — exactly her type) and she has this super cute dog who will hang out with Clark. the last few girlfriends I’ve had have been dog people also so the dating experience has been so Brady Bunch with the puppies, y’know.
I love spring. [abrupt ending here].