Memoirs of a Gaysian: Archive

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Jan 31st

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Jan 30th

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lesbians smell the girlfriend off you

Girl: You have a girlfriend, don't you?
Me: Yes, I do
Girl: Is she here?
Me: No, she's not.
Girl: So, you still have a girlfriend?
Me: Yeah, I do — and I'll tell you a secret: she's hotter than you

Jan 30th

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“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality...”

– Dr. Seuss

Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

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Kismet (noun)

kis·met [kiz-mit, -met, kis] — noun fate; destiny 1. Islam the will of Allah 2. Fate or destiny It was kismet when a crazy tumbling asian writer, between trays filled with pints, met a beautiful, slack-sportin’ recent graduate (soon to become an investment manager representative) at a cozy little sports bar.

Jan 29th

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