Remember when I was here? #cabo #sanlucas #mexico @monziebear
Remember that time I was in Mexico? Yup. Just feeding the birds.
Later that night, I dragged my cousin to a gay club there. Turned out that Mexican gay club was exclusively for dudes because there was not a lesbian in the entire place and every guy in there looked at us like we were insane. Mmm hmm.
Senior Clarkos — my lil guy!
I’m trying to teach him a trick right now — it’s when I hold up his lovely poncho and I command, “Turn Mexican!” — and he runs his head through the hole and sits there lookin’ all studly with it on.
…what?! He can roll over. Who says you can’t teach a six-year-old dog new tricks?
I sold a story on Mexico — awh yeah!
Currently working on a piece for the Toronto Star. Talking to city hall on Monday.
Had a birthday lunch with my editor (for the travel magazine). He gave me a little wall piece that says, “The world is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.”
Today, I am a happy journalist.